Favourite lines from your favourite movies/books/games/songs (1 Viewer)

[Deafdumbandblind]

I'll start!

Movie: Army of Darkness

Duke Henry: "I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples."
Ash: "Well hello Mr Fancypants. Well, I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things, Jack and shit...and Jack just left town".

 

[Deafdumbandblind]

Another:

Song: No tomorrow
Band: Orson

"Look at me, silly me, I'm as happy as can be I've got a girl who thinks I rock"

 

[colekutz]

Song: Eat It
Band: Al Yankovich

Eat it Eat it

 

[Gouka]

I'll just be cliché and say these two movies are pretty much completely quotable and two of my favorites... :cross:

Pulp Fiction

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[Runned]

Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
Dude: My rug.
Walter: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter: What the fuck are you talking about?
Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter: Donny you're out of your element!

 

[Starlite]

Clerks

Dante Hicks: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

 

[mven]

That was an awesome scene runned haha.

One of my favs:

Lord Helmet: (lifts up mask) Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it.
Gunner: (lifts up eye guard) Sorry, sir. (he is cross-eyed) Doing my best.
Lord Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed, too)
Lord Helmet: Who is he?
Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Lord Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Lord Helmet: And his cousin?
Sandurz: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
Lord Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
(All, but a few, stand up.)
All: Yo!
Lord Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. (pulls down mask) Keep firing, Assholes!

I dunno why but I swear "Keep firing assholes!" almost makes me cry every time...

 

[Runned]

mel brooks knows how to make a damn good movie

 

[Nzxer]

"Every night its the fucking chicken"

-Little miss sunshine.

 

[dermien]

two more weeks and i was out man.

 

[oshin]

Theres already a thread on ghost ride it, so I can safely leave that.

movie wise i love cheesy quotes like

"assumption is the mother of all fuckups"
"remember when i said id kill you last ? I lied"

I also liked " I like to get kissed before i get fucked" in blood diamond

Futuramas got some brilliant quotes too like

The head of the neutrals: "If i dont make it, tell my wife i said hello"

 

[Naolin]

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, great book and movie.

 

[Guest]

Movie : Pulp Fiction

John Travolta (Vincent) - Dude I just Shot Marvin in the face.

 

[Etsum]

That was me sorry, Anyways Another Favorite Movie Quote is also From Pulp Fiction

Jules - Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.
Ringo - Which one is it?
Jules - It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.

 

[Nzxer]

"sombody outah' right that bitch"

-Donnie Darko.

 

[Khatib]

I dunno why I love this one so much, but from Last of the Mohicans:

Heyward: There is a war on. How is it you are heading west?

Hawkeye: Well, we face to the north and, real subtle like, turn left.


Just the sheer level of smug smartass with which DDL delivers it is so great.

 

[Exliontamer]

I can't resist a quote thread...

From my nom de plume
"Ex-Lion Tamer" by Wire:
"There's great danger
for the loneliest ranger of all"

And "Anthrax" by Gang of Four
"Love is like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch"


From Casablanca
Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

 

[The Squealing Fairy]

Mine

Listen: The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her. "Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" she asked me.

"The big show is inside my head," I said

Breakfast Of Champions, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

 

[Deafdumbandblind]

Film: Aliens


Lt Gorman: I want you to lay down suppressing fire and withdraw....
Hudson: ...the sarge is dead! Let's get the fuck outta here!

 

[mven]

Breakfast Of Champions, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

I just read that like a week ago haha.

Brian: I am not Jewish, I'm a Roman.
Pontius Pilate: [incredulous] A Woman?!
Brian: No no, Roman. [Guard strikes him.] Agh!
Pontius Pilate: So, your father was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion scoffs]

Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Ermm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guards stifle giggles] What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[Guard stifle more giggles, somewhat less successfully than before]

Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]

Brian: Aaah!
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard laughs]

Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he... he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing hysterically]

Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. [pauses, adopts a sly expression] Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard sniggers]

Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more sniggering]

Pontius Pilate [standing in front of guard]: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...
[stifled giggle]

Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards giggle]

Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks.
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?!
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You are not - [Brian escapes] Seize him! Seize him! Blow youw noses and seize him!

I dunno that scene always makes me cry too~

 

[Unregistard]

mel brooks knows how to make a damn good movie

"Watch me faggots!"
-- Mel Brooks.
(Blazing saddles I think, but not positive)

pms

 

[mven]

Biggussss... DICKUSSS... Hrm.

 

[Pruflas]

"I'll be your huckleberry" - Doc Holiday

 

[Lesson25]

"Aw crap; who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toliet faster than an unwanted fetus on prom night."

-Venture Bro's.

 

[derkaderka]

Mine is from Fight Club

Narrator-"It was at that very moment I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers to smother all those French beaches I would never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."

Tyler-"Where'd you go psycho boy?"

Narrator-"I wanted to destroy something beautiful."


Or another part-"Home is a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for young professionals and widows. The walls are solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your neighbor lets her hearing aid go and has to watch her game shows at full volume- or when a volcanic blast that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your wall to ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night."


And finally, what I think is actually my personal favorite-"This chick Marla did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar. She had no diseases at all. I had seen her at my Monday melanoma group. Then at 'Free and Clear' my blood parasites group Thursdays. Then again at 'Seize the Day' my tuberculosis Friday night. Marla, the big tourist, her lie reflected my lie. I felt nothing, and now, I couldn't sleep."

later.... Chloe-"But, I am in a very lonely place. Noone will have sex with me.I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies at my apartment, lubricants and amyl nitrate...."

 

[imported_Vic]

"Watch me faggots!"
-- Mel Brooks.
(Blazing saddles I think, but not positive)

Yeah, Dom Deluise at the end of Blazing Saddles when the movie breaks out of its stage. Awesome movie. "Hey, where the white women at?"

 

[imported_tribute]

Scrubs have so many, but I love this one!

JD: I got a tattoo once
Turk: Dude you got your face painted at a fair!
JD: I was a cougar, RAWR!

 

[isobelle]

MY NAME ISOBEL

MARRIED... TO.... MYSELF

 

[imported_tribute]

Jordan: The only reason you're even invited is because for some reason, you own your own "Sponge Bob Squarepants" costume.
JD: It was a present (from me to me!)

 

[Orphe]

Movie: Donnie Darko.

"I seriously doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" [Hence the signature]

Song: The Fratelli's ; Chelsea Dagger.

"Get me gear, thankyou dear, bring your sister over here, let 'er dance with me just for the hell of it."

 

[mven]

Inspired by Vic's avatar pic:

Nigel: This is a top to a, you know, what we use on stage, but it's very...very special because if you can see...
Marty: Yeah...
Nigel: ...the numbers all go to eleven. Look...right across the board.
Marty: Ahh...oh, I see....
Nigel: Eleven...eleven...eleven....
Marty: ...and most of these amps go up to ten....
Nigel: Exactly.
Marty: Does that mean it's...louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most...most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here...all the way up...all the way up....
Marty: Yeah....
Nigel: ...all the way up. You're on ten on your guitar...where can you go from there? Where?
Marty: I don't know....
Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra...push over the cliff...you know what we do?
Marty: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top...number...and make that a little louder?
Nigel: ...these go to eleven.