An EQ (RedGuides) Christmas in July Story

deepspace · Jul 30, 2006

he had a jaggy face an a dull textured round belly

Tonka Trucks · Jul 30, 2006

That failed, when he cast like a bad bug from Sony.

deepspace · Jul 30, 2006

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old dwarf

Tonka Trucks · Jul 30, 2006

And I ROFL when I saw the GM, in spite of MQ2

deepspace · Jul 30, 2006

a wink of his toon and a flick of his sword

Tonka Trucks · Jul 30, 2006

Soon gave me a /tell to know I had nothing to dread;

deepspace · Jul 30, 2006

He spoke not a /say, but went straight to his macroing,

Tonka Trucks · Jul 30, 2006

And destroyed the bazaar; then turned with a FD,

Redbot · Jul 30, 2006

and laying his finger inside his nose,

deepspace · Jul 30, 2006

giving a /nod, up the PoK Library shaft he rose

Tonka Trucks · Jul 30, 2006

He sprang to his mount, to his bot army gave a EQBCS /tell

Redbot · Jul 30, 2006

and away they all /zoned like a bat out of...
PoN

deepspace · Jul 30, 2006

But I heard him /ooc, as he /zoned out of sight

Tonka Trucks · Jul 30, 2006

"Happy RedGuides Christmas to all, and to all compile it yourself!"

The End!