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A better three word story compilation

alucard

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The better three word story so far...
I was walking in a bar when I saw redbot drinking a barrel of absinth with his pants below his ankles. Redbema and Cade looked each other ( in the ) anus. They then got out bananas and begin eatting nobody is gay (thank goodness). After Greenyoda saw a great big bar, he decided to eat a fish and drink (a) cow's homoginized milk. Which tased like Devlin's fantastic (and) amazing green twinky which tasted like a big fat banana. The only way he was able (to) drink brown snow was when (he) put water (in it). (He) saw Redbot drink brown snow
and (he) saw a 1 eyed, 1 horned,flying purple people eater. Who fell over into Redbots mouth. Redbot began to wonder where Cade was (as) (he) choked on a banana slug aka 1 eyed version of alucard, who ate purple....

This took work :O and redcents are appriciated :D!! From http://www.redguides.com/community/showthread.php?t=11689&page=3&pp=15.
So far no one has given a redcent :(!!
 
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