Tonka Trucks
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- Apr 27, 2006
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Once Upon A Happily Ever After...day, Redbot was waiting for compile, while smoking week fertilizer when he decided to give Greenyoda a ring of engagement. Greenyoda grabbed a long swig of beer red hot poker and screamed out, Ow, me nads! Redbot had grabbed his own nuts, which were covered in the substance that smelled like the back hair of his dads nice and perky wife that was old and fat from years of gardening the lawn in the buff. His nuts turned black and blue from the kicking and yoda shouted touch my lightsaber and stick it where it recieves so much pain that he ran out of the country, and he ate peanuts so he caught peanutitus and some cancer then had a stroke and died.
He was rezzed with Alucard's gigantic stick that rezzes and then proceeded to casually touch Greenyoda's big green firm and full all night long, until he spewed that hot white milk from his miniscule reproductive area and Redbot caught a disease transmitted that released all hell unto the head of the Yoda.
Then Alucard cried out loud and shouted FTW! because his large book was done about his large red mini-van that was very old and rusty yet so suave and smelled like moldy rotten cheese that came from his cd-rom drive which he ate and then turned into a BLUE giant onmivorous beast, that wasn't red! But was really careful in taking on Alucard who used Alucart armor to seriously touch that super mega gigantic and firm potsticker from the chinese food place that was over a million years old.
Finally the very brave Alucard took a nap in a town that had a lot of gangsters. He danced in the streets and got shot with 9mm pistol when he remembered that the chocolate chip was still in his large intestine. Because his huge big toe had got too squishy then the big toe went numb. Cade is gay and very cheerful and also gay, which means happy, teachers pet is a stupid *$&%^#*$&%!@ Cade's still gay, still meaning happy, and yet so.
So anyways...Redbot was washing up when he touched Cade's big gay, again meaning happy, tummy. Cade was still really gay but not as gay as teacherspet who liked to do very odd women and children that were really raped, then he closed this thread...or did he?
He did not! So now Teacherspet...He did too! So now, Teacherspet ate bananas with a gay named Bacstab. He enjoyed it more then Teacherspet who had eaten Alucard's gigantic, but still tiny, and non-existant, miniscule reproductive area repeatedly. Constantly fingering preteen asian hookers when one died with violent flatulance! Alucard's now HUGE ego and head were thrust inside his own ass with magnificent violence that caused hydrogenic malphasic obtusive cysts to bleed everywhere.
Alucard sighed and got himself KFC and said "it tastes like chicken!". LordPinhead is now in a room admiring Alucard's huge retarded left thumb that he left with psycho ninjas while yelling after Cade's big gay, also meaning happy, regardless, still gay, pictures of of TeachersPet getting attacked by butt pirates and radioactive mutant cows, with which he ate sushi with his mutated toes while singing the (TO BE CONTINUED!)
-TurkReno
<- redcents for therapy
He was rezzed with Alucard's gigantic stick that rezzes and then proceeded to casually touch Greenyoda's big green firm and full all night long, until he spewed that hot white milk from his miniscule reproductive area and Redbot caught a disease transmitted that released all hell unto the head of the Yoda.
Then Alucard cried out loud and shouted FTW! because his large book was done about his large red mini-van that was very old and rusty yet so suave and smelled like moldy rotten cheese that came from his cd-rom drive which he ate and then turned into a BLUE giant onmivorous beast, that wasn't red! But was really careful in taking on Alucard who used Alucart armor to seriously touch that super mega gigantic and firm potsticker from the chinese food place that was over a million years old.
Finally the very brave Alucard took a nap in a town that had a lot of gangsters. He danced in the streets and got shot with 9mm pistol when he remembered that the chocolate chip was still in his large intestine. Because his huge big toe had got too squishy then the big toe went numb. Cade is gay and very cheerful and also gay, which means happy, teachers pet is a stupid *$&%^#*$&%!@ Cade's still gay, still meaning happy, and yet so.
So anyways...Redbot was washing up when he touched Cade's big gay, again meaning happy, tummy. Cade was still really gay but not as gay as teacherspet who liked to do very odd women and children that were really raped, then he closed this thread...or did he?
He did not! So now Teacherspet...He did too! So now, Teacherspet ate bananas with a gay named Bacstab. He enjoyed it more then Teacherspet who had eaten Alucard's gigantic, but still tiny, and non-existant, miniscule reproductive area repeatedly. Constantly fingering preteen asian hookers when one died with violent flatulance! Alucard's now HUGE ego and head were thrust inside his own ass with magnificent violence that caused hydrogenic malphasic obtusive cysts to bleed everywhere.
Alucard sighed and got himself KFC and said "it tastes like chicken!". LordPinhead is now in a room admiring Alucard's huge retarded left thumb that he left with psycho ninjas while yelling after Cade's big gay, also meaning happy, regardless, still gay, pictures of of TeachersPet getting attacked by butt pirates and radioactive mutant cows, with which he ate sushi with his mutated toes while singing the (TO BE CONTINUED!)
-TurkReno
<- redcents for therapy
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