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u opened this because it had a number
but would you have opened it if it said
"I love God no matter what?"
repost this in 7 mins. with a fake number
If You Truly Love GOD.
A miracle Will Happen Tonight.

P.S. Don't ignore
God is always watchin
 
Greatest myspace bulletin ever simply because the person who sent it did it seriously.
 
Reads like something one of our call center agents would put as the tagline for their email sig.
 
At first I thought it read 867-5309....then I bashed my head against the wall for hours trying to forget...

goddamnit god....
 
IDAHO POLICE WARINING
Body: IDAHO STATE POLICE WARNING ~ PLEASE READ IMMEDIATLY!!!!
State Police Warning - Please Forward to All Agents DON'T FLASH HEADLIGHTS AT ANY CAR WITH NO LIGHTS ON!! Police Officers working with the DARE program have issued this Warning: If you Are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM! This is a common "Bloods" member "Initiation game" that goes like this: The new gang member under Initiation drives along with no headlights and the first car to flash Their headlights at him is now his "target." He is now required to turn Around and chase and spot that car, then shoot and kill every Individual inn the vehicle in order to complete his initiation Requirements. Police Depts across the nation are being warned. Their Intent is to have all the new bloods nationwide drive around on Friday And Saturday nights with their headlights off. In order to be accepted Into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first Auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off. Make sure you share this information with all the drivers in your Family! Please forward this message to all your friends and Family Members to inform them about this initiation ritual. Investigator Shawn Becker (5216) City County Narcotics Unit / Canyon County Sheriff's Department 1115 Albany St Caldwell, ID 83605 Office Phone: (208) 453-2282 Fax: (208) 459-0433
 
At first I thought it read 867-5309....then I bashed my head against the wall for hours trying to forget...

goddamnit god....

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Me too! God, I HATE that song!

ACK! Now that I re-read the whole thread...I HATE THIS THREAD!! It's going to take DAYS to get that damn song OUT of my head!

YOU GUYS SUCK!
 
This logic is enough to make you blood boil!


REAL INTERVIEW with an illegal Mexican



Here is a REAL INTERVIEW with an illegal Mexican at a protest march in Texas .

The reporter is trying to reason with an Illegal Mexican!

This is good! Below is a good example of a discussion with a master of circular logic. Don 't be logical, don't respect the truth or your adversary, just say what you think makes a new case when the previous case gets too difficult to defend. On the streets of downtown Houston , May 1, 2007.

Jim Moore reporting for a Houston TV station:

Jim: Juan, I see that you and thousands of other protesters are marching in the streets to demonstrate for your cause. Exactly what is your cause and what do you expect to accomplish by this protest?

Juan: We want our rights. We will show you how powerful we are. We will bring Houston to its knees!

Jim: What rights?

Juan: Our right to live here...legally. Our right to get all the benefits you get.

Jim: When did you come to the United States ?

Juan: Six years ago. I crossed over the border at night with seven other friends.

Jim: Why did you come?

Juan: For work. I can earn as much in a month as I could in a year in Mexico . Besides, I get free health care, our Mexican children can go to school free, if I lose my job I will get Welfare, and someday I will have the Social Security. Nothing like that in Mexico !

Jim: Did you feel badly about breaking our immigration laws when you came?

Juan: No! Why should I feel bad? I have a right to be here. I have a right to amnesty. I paid lots of money for my Social Security and Green Cards.

Jim: How did you acquire those documents?

Juan: From a guy in Dallas . He charged me a lot of money too.

Jim: Did you know that those documents were forged?

Juan: It is of no matter. I have a right to be here and work.

Jim: What is the "right" you speak of?

Juan: The right of all Aliens. It is found in your Constitution. Read it!

Jim: I have read it, but I do not remember it saying anything about rights for Aliens.

Juan: It is in that part where it says that all men have Alien rights, like the right to pursue happiness. I wasn't happy in Mexico , so I came here.

Jim: I think you are referring to the declaration of Independence and that document speaks to unalienable rights .. Not Alien rights.

Juan: Whatever.

Jim: Since you are demanding to become an American citizen, why then are you carrying a Mexican Flag?

Juan: Because I am Mexican.

Jim: But you said you want to be given amnesty ... to become a US citizen.

Juan: No. This is not what we want. This is our country, a part of Mexico that you Gringos stole from us. We want it returned to its rightful owner.

Jim: Juan, you are standing in Texas . After wining the war with Mexico , Texas became a Republic, and later Texans voted to join the USA . It was not stolen from Mexico .

Juan: That is a Gringo lie. Texas was stolen. So was California , New Mexico and Arizona . It is just like all the other stuff you Gringos steal, like oil and babies. You are a country of thieves.

Jim: Babies? You think we steal babies?

Juan: Sure. Like from Korea and Vietnam and China . I see them all over the place. You let all these foreigners in, but try to keep us Mexicans out. How is this fair?

Jim: So, you really don't want to become an American citizen then.

Juan: I just want my rights! Everyone has a right to live, work, and speak their native language wherever and whenever they please. That's another thing we demand. All signs and official documents should be in Spanish .
Teachers must teach in Spanish. Soon, more people here in Houston will speak Spanish than English. It is our right!

Jim: If I were to cross over the border into Mexico without proper documentation, what rights would I have there?

Juan: None. You would probably go to jail, but that's different.

Jim: How is it different? You said everyone has the right to live wherever they please.

Juan: You Gringos are a bunch of land grabbing thieves. Now you want Mexico too? Mexico has its rights. You Gringos have no rights in Mexico .
Why would you want to go there anyway? There is no free medical service, schools, or welfare there for foreigners such as you. You cannot even own land in my country. Stay in the country of your birth.

Jim: I can see that there is no way that we can agree on this issue.
Thank you for your comments.

Juan: Viva Mexico !

Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be "redistributed" to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the "fray".

Check history, it is full of nations/empires that disappeared when its citizens no longer held their core beliefs and values. One person CAN make a difference. One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one........

The battle for our secure borders and immigration laws that actually mean something, however, hasn't even begun.

...And If this ticks YOU off...PASS IT ON!
 
p.s. don't turn this thread into a forum of immigration debate, you can however make posts agreeing with me about how credible and real that interview is.

Oh Juan, when will you ever learn? :cross:
 
Do you have the link to that article? I would love to pass that on to many many people. Not only was it worth the laugh, it also shows just how stupid illegal aliens are for thinking they have the RIGHT to be here and get all of those lovely perks of being an American without having to take citizenship.

VIVA MEXICO!
 
p.s. don't turn this thread into a forum of immigration debate, you can however make posts agreeing with me about how credible and real that interview is.

Oh Juan, when will you ever learn? :cross:


I love getting that kind of stuff in my mailbox from my coworkers. It gives me a lot of insight into their way of thinking, knowing that this is what they believe, and that they are so fucking gullib-- err-- well read.
 
They call my President a "cowboy." It used to tick me off when the Muslim detractors in the Middle East, or the socialist detractors in Europe, Hollywood and other cesspools of America
called my President a cowboy, but the more I think about it, the more glad
I am that he is.

When I was a kid, cowboys were my heros. Well, I mean
the ones in the white hats, not the black hats, who were the bad guys.
There was Tom Mix, Buck Jones, Johnny Mack Brown, Hopalong Cassiday,RedRyder, Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, then later Marshall Matt Dillon, and others. Personally, I think Gene Autry could beat 'em all up, and then sing a
song afterward to his girl friend. He was my favorite. What were common attributes of these legendary cowboys? Here are a few:

1. They were never looking for trouble.
2. But when it came, they faced it with courage.
3. They were always on the side of right.
4. They defended good people against bad people.
5. They had high morals.
6. They had good manners.
7. They were honest.
8. They spoke their minds and they spoke the truth, regardless of what
people thought or "political correctness," which no one had ever heard of back then.
9. They were a beacon of integrity in the wild, wild West
10. They were respected. When they walked into a saloon (where they
usually drank only sarsaparilla), the place became quiet, and the bad guys kept their distance.
11. If in a gunfight, they could outdraw anyone. If in a fist fight,
they could beat up anyone.
12. They always won. They always got their man. In victory, they rode
off into the sunset.

Those were the days when there was such a thing as right and wrong,
something blurred in our modern world, and denied by many. Those were
the days when women were respected and treated as ladies, because they acted
like ladies.

Now as a senior citizen, I still like cowboys. They represent something good -- something pure that America has been missing. Ronald Reagan was a cowboy. I like Ronald Reagan, who was brave, positive, and who gave us hope. He wore a white hat. To the consternation of his liberal critics, he had the courage to call a spade a spade and call the former Soviet Union what it was -- the evil empire. Liberals hated Ronald Reagan.

They also hate President Bush because he distinguishes between good an evil
He calls a spade a spade, and after 9-11 called evil "evil," without mincing any words, to the shock of the liberal establishment. That's what cowboys do, you know.

He also told the French to "put their cards on the table" (old West talk), which they did, exposing their cowardice and greed. The Arabs are wrong. In the old West, might did not make right. Right made right. Cowboys in white hats were always on the side of right, and that was their might. I am glad my President is a cowboy. He will get his man.

Cowboys do, you know

:cheese:
 
Do you have the link to that article? I would love to pass that on to many many people. Not only was it worth the laugh, it also shows just how stupid illegal aliens are for thinking they have the RIGHT to be here and get all of those lovely perks of being an American without having to take citizenship.

VIVA MEXICO!

Yeah sure Here You Go.
 
haha i called this number 877-555-89, it's not even 7AM here, woke some poor person up, oh well. (I called off a private number work phone.) To be honest I thought it would be a sex-line or something, which is kinda why i called it...
 
That is exactly why I don't give any of my useful email addresses out. It is bad enough that I have to deal with family sending me shit that is like pro-republican chain letters. Chain letters scare me. Or at least I am scared that the people who send them to me who seem like otherwise sensible individuals actually believe the bullshit contained therein. Scary. SCARY.
 
I don't mind republican shit, I just get sick of all teh religious shit and the closet racist shit, like this thing. Just because you're republican doesn't mean you have to be anti-immigrant.

My buddy sent this to the people in his National Guard company... and even though both of us consider ourselves republican, the ones who got pissed, and who we knew would get pissed, were all the ones who never come out drinking with us when he's in town for Guard drill. And yeah, it was the stuff about republicans that pissed them off. We both just thought it was funny.

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/Dem_Rep_compare.html
 
I think the pro-republican and pro-democrat bullshit is both equally gay. It's just that the people in my family who send me that shit are republican so I don't get the other side~
 
meh, im native american, in my point of view, nobody is an immigrant, we all live on the same damn planet. and we should all be treated in the same manner, wherever you are. Borders are only created out of greed. There is not one nation that is better than the rest.
 
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