Bloodybloodblood
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So I don't know how many of you fellow forum-goers are users of the wonder that is Craigslist, but I had to share this. In the personals section, there is a lovely little nugget of humor that is called "Missed Connections". By far the funniest thing I have read all day. It is filled with various random people trying to meet their soulmate whom they encountered while at a stop light, although the other party was in a different car. Or they held a door for them at a Chevron. Or other stupid crap like that. But then I stumbled across this little gem. I had to share it with one of my coworkers, and then even my boss, it's so good. i pray that this is only a joke, but it's hard to tell on Craigslist sometimes. So without further ado, I bring you: Missed Connections, redneck-style.
I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did.
I saw you in my dreams, then I saw you at the Piggly Wiggly m4w - 28
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Date: 2006-11-28, 11:42AM CST
I made my regular Saturday trip to Piggly Wiggly to stock up on pork rinds and pabst when I our lives collided like 2 starstruck cars at the demolition derby. We both reached for the same bag of bbq flavored store brand pork rinds. we both also had 12 packs of pabst in our hands. I smiled at you. you giggled. That giggle still echos in my heart. It reverberates and quickens my spirit to a realm where you are at my side with the sweet smell of rind on your breath and a pabst in your hand. I want you to help me stoke the flames of love in my grill atop which our hot dogs and beans will warm like the blood in my loins. Twilah, I am yours. forever yours...
Location: Denton
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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-11-28, 11:42AM CST
I made my regular Saturday trip to Piggly Wiggly to stock up on pork rinds and pabst when I our lives collided like 2 starstruck cars at the demolition derby. We both reached for the same bag of bbq flavored store brand pork rinds. we both also had 12 packs of pabst in our hands. I smiled at you. you giggled. That giggle still echos in my heart. It reverberates and quickens my spirit to a realm where you are at my side with the sweet smell of rind on your breath and a pabst in your hand. I want you to help me stoke the flames of love in my grill atop which our hot dogs and beans will warm like the blood in my loins. Twilah, I am yours. forever yours...
Location: Denton
It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did.