Just reread the first post and wanted to add this:
Bards can't afk macro for shit until 40+. Sure, you can do the kite+DD thing, but it would take so long that it wouldn't be worthwhile unless you were afk-kiting, which will be near impossible to do without being petitioned until more expansions open up.
Your best bet will be to get a group together, of your own or with other people who use MQ and set up macros so most of the group can run their chars afk, and just leave the tank/puller as the person who is always non-afk. That way, you can either run it yourself, or if you have friends, you can all take turns exp'ing for certain times. It's going to be hard to hold camps with just classic eq.