Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (2 Viewers)

[Saffron]

Granted, but each time you try and play, it consistently tilts and you can never finish.

I wish I knew more about EQ than the RG mods an creators :P

Granted but it is all useless info like all of the shoe sizes of everyone ever involved with EQ.

I wish I knew where the 17 year old AC leak was in my car so I could fix it for good.

 

[ToeJamSamy]

Granted but it is all useless info like all of the shoe sizes of everyone ever involved with EQ.

I wish I knew where the 17 year old AC leak was in my car so I could fix it for good.

Granted, but the next ice age begins and now the AC is stuck ON.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but she does't perform any services on days that end in "Y"

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[Knightly]

Granted, but she does't perform any services on days that end in "Y"

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

42, but you weren't asking the right question

I wish I knew the right question.

 

[Cannonballdex]

42, but you weren't asking the right question

I wish I knew the right question.

There is never a wrong question.
I wish for three more wishes.

 

[Bigpip]

There is never a wrong question.
I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but you must ask them on the moon.

I wish for unlimited Krono.

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, but you must ask them on the moon.

I wish for unlimited Krono.

GRANTED, given to you on the day EQ sunsets.
I wish I could buy DPG

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but you now own Drakes Put-Put Golf.
I wish this AIO cooler would come in today instead of monday.

 

[ToeJamSamy]

Granted but now your Mobo fries.

I wish there were more hours in the day

 

[Oldman66]

I wish there were more hours in the day

Granted, but now you sleep 3x longer.

I wish people wouldn't perma camp leveling spots.

 

[lotor2019]

I wish people wouldn't perma camp leveling spots.

Granted, but there's always a full group of non boxers at whatever camp you pick.

I wish DBG permitted MQ

 

[Psy]

I wish DBG permitted MQ

Granted, but it's only allowed up to level 10.

I wish there was one cool trick to not getting suspended by DBG for using MQ

 

[stvski]

granted but you must love him long time

I wish my vacation would get here sooner im sick of this snow

 

[Redfrog]

granted but you must love him long time View attachment 46600

I wish my vacation would get here sooner im sick of this snow

Slight interruption, ok...who is that guy and why does he need love?
Ok Game ON.

 

[stvski]

Slight interruption, ok...who is that guy and why does he need love?
Ok

CEO of daybreak games

so says google anyway

 

[Redmonkey]

granted but its to Disney land for 30 days and 30 nights with 50 kids, all in the same room. But its a big room

I wish they would open the Red Cent/Krono auction

 

[Chibz]

granted but its to Disney land for 30 days and 30 nights with 50 kids, all in the same room. But its a big room

I wish they would open the Red Cent/Krono auction

Granted, but Krono's cost 795 red cents each....

I wish I was 18 again

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I was 18 again

Granted, but you're 18yrs old 4x over

I wish I had the means to to buy everyone here xpacs(all accounts) until EQ turns off its lights.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but you're 18yrs old 4x over

I wish I had the means to to buy everyone here xpacs(all accounts) until EQ turns off its lights.

granted, but now all xpacs are LDON

I wish Hytiek would send me some more biltong

 

[LorDeth]

granted, but now all xpacs are LDON

I wish Hytiek would send me some more biltong

(haha i was just going to post LDON too)
Granted, but Hytiek doesn't have access to any beef! Mystery meat!

I wish i wasn't on call this weekend!

 

[ToeJamSamy]

(haha i was just going to post LDON too)
Granted, but Hytiek doesn't have access to any beef! Mystery meat!

I wish i wasn't on call this weekend!

Granted, instead you're on your deathbed.

I wish I could cast a spell to remove all snow and ice from my car.

 

[Sic]

Granted, instead you're on your deathbed.

I wish I could cast a spell to remove all snow and ice from my car.

granted, but your car goes with all the snow and ice

I wish spring was here already

 

[Redfrog]

granted, but your car goes with all the snow and ice

I wish spring was here already

Granted ! You have a large size Slinky in your belly. (sing the song)

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a ..no.. taller is fine.

 

[Chibz]

Granted ! You have a large size Slinky in your belly. (sing the song)

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a ..no.. taller is fine.

Granted, you are now 10% taller, but also 200% wider.

I wish beer stayed cold until the last sip.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish beer stayed cold until the last sip.

Granted, but you're only allowed one sip per day.

I wish I could find some Great White Sharks to video with my drone.

 

[Redmonkey]

Granted, but you're only allowed one sip per day.

I wish I could find some Great White Sharks to video with my drone.

Granted but its the old rock group Great White Shark and your drone gets caught in the rock finger salutes and crashes

I wish I knew what I was doing in this game

 

[ToeJamSamy]

Granted but its the old rock group Great White Shark and your drone gets caught in the rock finger salutes and crashes

I wish I knew what I was doing in this game

Granted, but everyone quits playing.

I wish patches were every week but time would freeze during patches so I can do irl stuff without losing actual time or procrastinating everything til the patch then spend it reding forums and redguides and watching for serverups.

 

[dulak]

Granted, but everyone quits playing.

I wish patches were every week but time would freeze during patches so I can do irl stuff without losing actual time or procrastinating everything til the patch then spend it reding forums and redguides and watching for serverups.

Granted! But you're stricken with explosive diarrhea and can never get back to your PC!

I wish I had the motivation to do day to day tasks without distraction...

 

[Psy]

I wish I had the motivation to do day to day tasks without distraction...

Granted, but now you don't remember what the tasks were.

I wish I no longer had to go to work

 

[LorDeth]

Granted, but now you don't remember what the tasks were.

I wish I no longer had to go to work

granted.... YOU'RE FIRED!

I wish everyone would just GET ALONG!

 

[Oldman66]

I wish everyone would just GET ALONG!

Granted, You're Rodney King now.

I wish the gummie bears at the local market were the same as the dispensary.

 

[Knightly]

I wish the gummie bears at the local market were the same as the dispensary.

Granted, but now you’re under arrest for replacing them.

I wish bugs would fix themselves.

 

[519helvis]

granted, but now they fix themselves however they see fit ...
i wish George Carlin was still alive

 

[knave23]

Granted, but now you are Phil Connors in Ground Hog Day and will be answering the same plugin question for the next 33 yreas 350 days

Sometimes I think this is already @Sic's life lol

i wish George Carlin was still alive

Granted, but he's in an alternate universe
I wish I got two Chick fil a chicken biscuits this morning instead of 1

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I got two Chick fil a chicken biscuits this morning instead of 1

Granted, but you recieved 1/2 order of the Chik-N-Minis

I wish my wife would STFU about my long hair and beard!

 

[knave23]

I wish my wife would STFU about my long hair and beard!

Granted but she shaved them both in your sleep

I wish I liked the taste of water more

 

[InvisigothMT]

Granted but she shaved them both in your sleep

I wish I liked the taste of water more

Granted, but now everything tastes like water

I wish the girls who had crushes on me in high school had let me know before my 30th class reunion

 

[kaen01]

Granted, but now everything tastes like water

I wish the girls who had crushes on me in high school had let me know before my 30th class reunion

Granted, but you got married to all of them and they turned into naggy karens.

I wish an alien spaceship would come and pick me up, and not probe me!

 

[MrFrog]

Granted, but you got married to all of them and they turned into naggy karens.

I wish an alien spaceship would come and pick me up, and not probe me!

Granted, but what goes up must come down as the aliens drop you to test Earth's gravity.

I wish I had a clone to work my job while I could play all the EQ I could handle.

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, but what goes up must come down as the aliens drop you to test Earth's gravity.

I wish I had a clone to work my job while I could play all the EQ I could handle.

Granted !! But your working clone kicks you out of the house for being his lazy self clone.

I wish the snow would stop here in New England (NH), its too much now! I need a flamethrower.